Score: 9

"found a secret flash"

submission: Seven's Second Adventure

date: November 6, 2009

someguy loves a plant however i dont know how i got it. but i dont have the medal GTFO it was wierd though plant love and everything skipped by me rofl. the graphics of this game are like 8bit with detail which is AWSHUM cause i love retro shit the music is repetitive and annoying the gameplay itself is easy and the box with the inventory reminds me of the ghostbusters game on the NES god that game sucks SHIT. but this game is different its awsome i love it alot i wanna play it over and over again its so fun. the medals are so easy to get which is something i love about this game (one of the millions of things i love) I DONT know if this makes any scence casue its late and im tired ok 9/10 goodbye im going to sleep :D

Score: 8

"Great Simple Game"

submission: .: Mechanical Commando :.

date: November 6, 2009

Umm. wow this game is amazing so simple but very fun. the graphics looked amazing which is great set out a polished 64bit style of gaming which is what im tottaly into. the music was also cool i cant really descibe it but its awsome. the enemies looks amazing specialy the foot soliders however the robot soldiers are awsome as well the boss of the first level was easy which is dissapoiting it took me like 2 minutes and he was gone. what really flipped my shit though was how i had 2 fucking minutes to escape from the whole island after the boss battle i mean what the fuck. i have 50% health and you want me to run head first in to fucking enimes so i can escape it really pissed me off. now i hate how you can use some weopons on Kongregate only yet again what the fuck man. dont post it if its not full. i never go on other sites newgrounds is my grove st. and im not leavin it so i can play 2 additions. that guy who always talks to you is also annoying im shooting the fuckers and then some guy says something and gets my attention away from the killing so i can read it. seriously jut let him speak not writen he should be able to SPEAK was it really hard to voice over him? I love this but it has flaws 8/10 but ill still 5 it :D

Score: 9

"Amazing"

submission: Blackout (pt. 2)

date: October 2, 2009

it really is amazing the story line is great makes scnece a little farout but really good. your drawing skills are really good like really good. the voice OH WAIT there is none which is really bad because if there was one this would be a 10 i enjoy reading but it would flow smoothly if you just added some voices the music howerver is not yours but it fits in amazingly. that black monster was really weierd in a good way. the charecters were unique and had unique names zen,ghost, thats all i can remember lulz. oh and george back to the monster it was only a huge head you should have added more detail. for black out 3 you say dont expet it anytime soon so maybe you could make int into a game or interactive so 9/10 add voices and 10/10 but ill still 5 you :)

Score: 9

"To jason9ine"

submission: Toybox

date: September 30, 2009

Yes you are stupid very stupid when you want to open the chains there is a sigh over it an that sigh is Pi you do know what that is right? 3.1415926538 or something like taht thats of the top of my head so you put in the first 5 digits 31415 which is definatly right. Now to the game review Amazing game play it freaked me out when those 2 big eyes were staring at you. you set the music out perfect set the scene unfortunatly i wasnt able to finish it ill try the walkthough soon but it was great i dont understand the name though and how it all fits in. lol one of the mysteries i think. i went on to your website so your polish ehh me to. anyway this game is amazing 910 5/5 i would 10 it if you made it more graphical

Score: 2

"I hope your a Spammer"

submission: adrift in outer space

date: September 28, 2009

and did this for fun and didnt actually try right? right? it made me lol ONCE which is bad. the background doesnt fit in at all so you failed the movie is shit and there is no point to watch it but for costructive critism add some detail to the stick figure. and for gods sake CHANGE THE BACKGROUND dont get something from google images make your own!. i have seen worse much worse so this is alright im baffled that this passed judgment i seriously hope your a spammer and made ths for fun like you didnt actually try did you a stick moving down and then saying FUCK YOU isnt to creative it made me laugh once as i said befour and it was at that point but why do you have to insult someone seriously you failed on this flash try again. i see that you were in the right mind and made a stick figure not madess how about making a flash in a month and making 2 sticks fight. oh and i read some of the other reviews and really take some critism in your whining one of my first flashes failed (not as bad as this) but i didnt whine

Score: 7

"Meh"

submission: Smoke

date: September 27, 2009

it was shortly animated which sucks. i dont understand your point for this flash are you trying to say that smoking is bad or just trying to make people laugh? well whatever it was it failed it wasnt funny it was actulally stupid the animation was above avarage but nothing spectacular. there was not much movement in him just coughing. His eyes didnt move another thing taht sucks the sounds werehowever good they fit in well to the flash and were not out of order. the ending was predictible as some people below me have said. his face burining was actually pretty funny to some extent. at the end when it says to play again the cigarette is still burining which is good because it shows you added time to this. i dont know what elese to say exept the background was blue which is avarage i would have given you an 8 if you made this longer made his eyes move chnaged the background into something like a house even if you took a photo from google images it would be better then blue because I dont know where this is set out. anyway 7/10 and 4/5 its a good start you should make a longer version maybe people come up to him and piss on him lulz or something actually you probably dont even care i will be suprised if anybody reads this reveiew because nobody would give a shot about someones oppinion lulz well as i said befour 7/10 and 4/5

Score: 10

"Instant Favourite"

submission: HammerClock and the flash

date: September 26, 2009

The animation was'nt spectacular but it was great but its not the animation that im adding this to my favourite for its because of the script you this is hilarious the jokes but my favourite when hammer clock started to cry strawberry Instulted the shit out of him which made me lol. The ending was alos really funny "you missed faggot" it made me laugh. the voices were well done just like clocks lulz well i really likes the humor of this flash it is isntantly added to my favs well yea i guess that is oh exept 10/10 and 5/5 if only it was longer i would have loved this and cherished it forever to my grave ond on my gravestone i would have this titles (im uber hardcore when i comes to clocks)

Score: 9

"I dont understand why you all hate this"

submission: Scope: First Clock

date: September 26, 2009

Yes its not a sequal but does it SAY scope II. NO i does not iy says Scope: First Clock i know that it is exactly the same but look at the desribtion you DWEEBS Scope is back, this time with 100% more clocks. it clearly states that it has clocks so why would this be the next part? i really like this game its really fun to play i think its better then the original cause you snipe clocks lulz the gameplay is amazing you didnt stick to the Basic noir scence when it comes to these games you added some colour but still retained that little bit of noir which is great. the music makes the games feel suspencefull which is another amazing thing about it. my favourite level is when you have to shoot the guys genitals and its a little Clock (cock) lol taht was really funny. level 4 was the most annoying when you had to shoot the cigarents out of the clocks hands i think it was pointless and just a space filler. level 5 was second my second favourite because you shoot a snich it wasnt taht fun but i hate those kind of people anyway i love this game and as i said befour its better then the original 9/10 if you made it a little longer DEFINATLY 10 but ill still 5 this

Score: 7

"HMMMM"

submission: Crazy Frog

date: September 25, 2009

well the programing is great but there is no background music which sucks i see youve added a retry button which is great. theam is really good with the brown wood and the trees it sets it out perfectly as a habitat for a frog its fun because you can catch the bugs for extra points. you need to have The ability to adjust the angle after clicking without point reduction. its a good game if you added the music and the angle fix it would be great maybe if you made it close up it would be a 10 oh and change the name i though i would play crazy frog lol ok well 7/10

Score: 10

"WAWAWEWA"

submission: MZM 69 2

date: September 25, 2009

istantly a 10 this is amazing the idea is really fucking hilarious. i love how he just crushes his victims this is really good work i will recomned this for the collection this is a masterpiece. a brilliant finish to be continued lol whch means there will be a final battle this is great because you can make the next one with a lot o detail (this is good but seriously not to much detail) it made me lol alot the sounds were good and so was the storyline as i already said well its a 10/10 cause of the level of awsomeness you put into this i would love it if you but a insult thing into this like right inb the middle be like fuck you ojo666 i would lol so hard anyway good job 10/10 5/5